Donna Summer Dies At Age 63

The Queen of Disco, Donna Summer, has died at the age of 63.

Summer defined the sound of disco, becoming especially well known for her erotically charged performances and recordings. The BBC famously banned her 1975 hit Love to Love You Baby from the airwaves for its intense aural-gasms and because it was just too damn FUNKY (probably). They went so far as to count the number of orgasms (for Science of course) and found that there were twenty three  instances of ladies having too much passion in their lives. Scandalous.

This was of course just in the five minute radio edit. The album included a seventeen minute disco sexathon (before you ask- YES I've tried counting the orgasms in this version, the jury's still out) which we present to you in celebration of The First Lady of Love.

Little Girl - John and Jackie

Today I'm going to throw some 50's sex in your face. You're welcome in advance.

John and Jackie were a one hit wonder duo lost to time who recorded 'Little Girl' in 1958. The song is catchy but straightforward rockabilly with thump-a-whacking bass, spindly guitars and (of course) call and response orgasms.

There isn't a lot more to tell. I don't know how this managed to get airplay back in the day. I like to think it's because John and Jackie were obviously that John and Jackie but, like any good conspiracy, all the evidence has disappeared.

Needless to say it's an easy forerunner to the auralgasms of Donna Summer, Robert Plant and more.